Chinese Deer Hunter
This bicycle cost one buck
QuotaBillsHunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown
A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright
Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown
Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde
You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin
I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt
The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite
Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein
If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler
Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright
I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan
A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen
An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II
Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper
In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas
The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna
I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx
You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett
It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright
If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton
People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli
There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway