Chinese Deer Hunter
This bicycle cost one buck
QuotaBillsHunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown
A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright
Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn
Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde
You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin
Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert
The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite
Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown
Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein
If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler
Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright
If the hunter comes back with mushrooms, don't ask him how his hunt was. - Ghanaian Proverb
Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez
I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan
A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen
An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II
Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper
In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas
My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette
The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx
In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett
I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey
It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson
If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton
There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway