Chinese Law School

Justice is truth in action. - Benjamin Disraeli

The law is silent during war. - Cicero

I don't want tea, I want justice! - Ally Carter

Justice is incidental to law and order. - J Edgar Hoover

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still. - Roscoe Pound

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. - Addison Mizner

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect. - Unknown

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel

He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter

I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is. - Roy M. Cohn

Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

Lawyers generally know too much of law to have a very clear perception of justice. - Eliza Cook

My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez

Stock Split: When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Lawyers get you out'n the kind of trouble you'd never get in if there was no lawyers. - Ken Alstad

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham

You are the one who calls the law of attraction into action, and you do it through your thoughts. - Rhonda Byrne

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy

There is never a deed so foul that something couldn't be said for the guy; that's why there are lawyers. - Melvin Belli

There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people. - Hubert H Humphrey

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

When the monetary damages are smaller, lawyers will find themselves less zealous in their pursuit of what they call justice. - Dean O'Hare

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

We discern across the centuries a commanding and versatile intelligence, wielding with equal force the sword of war and of justice. - Winston Churchill

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen

A lawyer's performance in the courtroom is responsible for about 25 percent of the outcome; the remaining 75 percent depends on the facts. - Melvin Belli