Chinese Law School

Justice is truth in action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Common sense often makes good law. - William O Douglas

Lawyers are the jackals of commerce. - Elbert Hubbard

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

The good of the people is the chief law. - Cicero

Do you not know that I am above the law? - James II

Don't judge folks by their relatives. - Unknown

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

Where there's a will there's a lawsuit. - Addison Mizner

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

Somebody must get the incompetent lawyers and doctors. - George Bernard Shaw

It is an ill cause that the lawyer thinks shame o'. - John Ray

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly

The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice. - Martin Luther King

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness. - Confucius

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes

He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

You cannot live without lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

Lawyers are operators of toll bridges which anyone in search of justice must pass. - Jane Bryant Quinn

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour. - Thomas Jefferson

Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor

Justice is the insurance we have on our lives, and obedience is the premium we pay for it. - William Penn

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Lawyers are the only civil delinquents whose judges must of necessity be chosen from themselves. - Charles C Colton

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

When the monetary damages are smaller, lawyers will find themselves less zealous in their pursuit of what they call justice. - Dean O'Hare

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen

Lawyers are doubters, skeptics; not in a bad sense. But they never know any thing absolutely and utterly without qualifications or modifications. - G N Tillman

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright