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Trick Photography: Focus pocus - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Photography is a love affair with life. - Burk Uzzle

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

I am big! It's the pictures that got small. - Sunset Boulevard

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad. - Samuel Goldwyn

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war. - William Randolph Hearst

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

It's always the small pieces that make the big picture. - Unknown

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? - Christina Auilera

I have determined that there is no market for talking pictures. - Thomas Edison

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. - Steven Wright

I became involved in photography when I was about thirteen years old. - Leonard Nimoy

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

It is more important to click with people than to click with the shutter. - Alfred Eisenstadt

A portrait is a picture in which there is something wrong with the mouth. - Eugene Speicher

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies. - Alexis de Tocqueville

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

Life is a marathon, not a sprint. It's about taking a bigger-picture approach. - Ivanka Trump

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

In photography there is a reality so subtle that it becomes more real than reality. - Alfred Stieglitz

A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. - Leopold Stokowski

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

There's an old saying in Hollywood: It's not the length of your film, it's how you use it. - Ben Stiller

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. - Betty White

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

I'm a storyteller - that's the chief function of a director. And they're moving pictures, let's make 'em move! - Howard Hawks

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

When he wanted to take her picture, he didn't tell her to smile, but told her, "I love you" and her smile was more beautiful. - Unknown

I became enamored with photography when I was about 13 or 14 years old. I've been at it ever since. I studied seriously in the '70s. - Leonard Nimoy

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman


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