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Colorectal Exam For Dogs

If dogs were veterinarians

Colorectal Exam For Dogs thanks to Shawn Kennedy

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

The doctor is often more to be feared than the disease. - French Proverb

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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