Colorectal Exam For Dogs

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield