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Confined By Walls thanks to Roy Taylor

You are confined only by the walls you build yourself

Success breeds success. - Mia Hamm

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

Formula for success: Underpromise and overdeliver. - Thomas Peters

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

Christ showed us hope transformed into sacrificial love. - Chuck Colson

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents. - Salvador Dali

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

Success comes when people act together; failure tends to happen alone. - Deepak Chopra

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

In a balanced organization, working towards a common objective, there is success. - Arthur Helps

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert B Swope

How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten? - Logan P Smith

I have tried to keep on with my striving because this is the only hope I have of ever achieving anything worthwhile and lasting. - Arthur Ashe

Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions - the hero and the sidekick. - Laurence Shames

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

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