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Confined By Walls thanks to Roy Taylor

You are confined only by the walls you build yourself

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Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

Walnuts: People who are crazy about walls - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George S Patton

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

The path to success is to take massive determined action. - Tony Robbins

Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all they have. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do. - Henry Ford

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

It takes 20 years to build a reputation and five minutes to ruin it. - Warren Buffett

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity. - Robert G Ingersoll

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. Man never is, but always to be blest. - Alexander Pope

Success is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each one. - Barbra Streisand

Success is more permanent when you achieve it without destroying your principles. - Walter Cronkite

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

By choosing positivity you become a contender for the human spirit giving hope to those in need. - Bryant McGill

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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