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Corn Maze For Old People

Alzheimer's on the farm

Corn Maze For Old People thanks to Jim Serritella

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Ikea: Swedish for maze - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

She stood in tears amid the alien corn. - John Keats

Praise the ripe field, not the green corn. - Unknown

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

The dementia patient is not giving you a hard time. The dementia patient is having a hard time. - Kerry Kleinbergen

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval


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