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No man is an Ireland. - Richard Daley

The wisest of the wise may err. - Aeschylus

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Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers. - Alfred Tennyson

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Lando's not a system he's a man! - Han Solo

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. - Aesop

Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend. - Theophrastus

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener. - Hungary Proverb

Ask God for what man can give, and you may get it. - European Proverb

Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings? - Milton Berle

An old man looks permanent, as if he had been born an old man. - H E Bates

An angry man is again angry with himself when he returns to reason. - Publilius Syrus

A mountain man tries to live with the country instead of against it. - Louis L'Amour

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

The concept of number is the obvious distinction between the beast and man. - Joseph de Maistre

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

A man ought to blush when he is praised for perfections he does not possess. - Wellins Calcott

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

There is sufficiency in the world for man's need but not for man's greed. - Mahatma Gandhi

The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it. - Lou Holtz

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

Every man has a right to his opinions, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts. - Bernard Baruch

Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him. - Aldous Huxley

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger? - Thomas Henry Huxley

Within us is the soul of the whole, the wise silence, the universal beauty, the eternal One. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is no reason why the same man should like the same book at eighteen and at forty-eight. - Ezra Pound

The proactive approach to a mistake is to acknowledge it instantly, correct and learn from it. - Stephen Covey

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. - Ann Landers

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful, and then only for a short while. - Albert Einstein

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

The truth is that whenever a fence is removed, it's wise to ask why it was put there in the first place. - Ravi Zacharias

It's easy to get a reputation for wisdom. It's only necessary to live long, speak little and do less. - P.D. James

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis

Originality is not seen in single words or even sentences. Originality is the sum total of a man's thinking and writing. - Isaac B Singer

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

Be not penny-wise. Riches have wings. Sometimes they fly away of themselves, and sometimes they must be set flying to bring in more. - Francis Bacon

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison


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