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Man is what he believes. - Anton Chekov

Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

Every man in his own library. - Ravi Zacharias

The wisest of the wise may err. - Aeschylus

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

I like a man who grins when he fights. - Winston Churchill

A short saying oft contains much wisdom. - Sophocles

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

The more a man knows, the more he forgives. - Catherine the Great

A great man is always willing to be little. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory. - Bruce Lee

Poetry begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead. - Robert Lynd

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

If man could have half his wishes he would double his troubles. - Benjamin Franklin

A man's worth is no greater than the worth of his ambitions. - Marcus Aurelius

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

A man should not so much respect what he eats as with whom he eats. - Michel de Montaigne

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

A hungry man is more interested in four sandwiches than four freedoms. - Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.

The only man who makes no mistakes is the man who never does anything. - Theodore Roosevelt

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. - Oscar Wilde

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Francis Bacon

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. Man never is, but always to be blest. - Alexander Pope

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry

I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing. - Socrates

Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror. - Jean Rostand

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice. - Bill Cosby

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Inaction will cause a man to sink into the slough of despond and vanish without a trace. - Farley Mowat

Every great man nowadays has his disciples, and it is always Judas who writes the biography. - Oscar Wilde

Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than to polish. - Anne Bradstreet

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. - Ann Landers

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself. - Rumi

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. - Kurt Vonnegut

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

He is wise who knows the sources of knowledge - who knows where it is written and where it is to be found. - A.A. Hodge

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch, and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it. - Aldous Huxley

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

The divinity that shapes our ends is in ourselves... all that a man achieves or fails to achieve is the direct result of his own thoughts. - James Allen

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy


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