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Wisdom outweighs any wealth. - Sophocles

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

The good and the wise lead quiet lives. - Euripides

For even the very wise cannot see all ends. - JRR Tolkien

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

Every man's memory is his private literature. - Aldous Huxley

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. - Mark Twain

A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile. - Will Rogers

In this world a man must either be an anvil or hammer. - Henry W. Longfellow

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

The truth must dazzle gradually, or every man be blind. - E Dickinson

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

Measure a man by the opposition it takes to discourage him. - Unknown

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Words were not given to man in order to conceal his thoughts. - Jose Saramago

If man could have half his wishes he would double his troubles. - Benjamin Franklin

Taking something from one man and making it worse is plagiarism. - George Moore

A man who does not plan long ahead will find trouble at his door. - Confucius

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

I cannot trust a man to control others who cannot control himself. - Robert E Lee

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

No man has ever praised two persons equally - and pleased them both. - Arthur Helps

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

The man who never makes a mistake always takes orders from one who does. - Unknown

Between man and woman there is little difference, but vive la difference. - French Proverb

The silence of a man who loves to praise is a censure sufficiently severe. - Charlotte Lennox

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

The trouble with being best man is you don't get a chance to prove it. - Les A Murray

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London

A failure is a man who has blundered but is not able to cash in on the experience. - Elbert Hubbard

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Andre Gide

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

If evil be spoken of you and it be true, correct yourself. If it be a lie, laugh at it. - Epictetus

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. - Doug Larson

Praise the Lord. Blessed is the man who fears the Lord, who finds great delight in his commands. - Bible

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him or her. - David Brinkley

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. - John C Maxwell

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

That which seems the height of absurdity in one generation often becomes the height of wisdom in the next. - John S Mill

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

The man who sees the consistency in things is a wit; the man who sees the inconsistency in things is a humorist. - G K Chesterton

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

Beware of endeavoring to become a great man in a hurry. One such attempt in ten thousand may succeed. These are fearful odds. - Benjamin Disraeli

Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects. - Herodotus

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

The divinity that shapes our ends is in ourselves... all that a man achieves or fails to achieve is the direct result of his own thoughts. - James Allen

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol


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