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Correct A Wise Man thanks to Wayne Nowazek

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

No man is a hero to his own valet. - Unknown

An ugly sight, a man who is afraid. - Jean Anouilh

Wisdom is the sunlight of the soul. - German Proverb

A clever man commits no minor blunders. - Goethe

The will of man is by his reason swayed. - Izaak Walton

The more a man knows, the more he forgives. - Catherine the Great

Knowledge can be communicated but not wisdom. - Herman Hesse

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

In lapidary inscriptions a man is not upon oath. - Samuel Johnson

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

A man is not old as long as he is seeking something. - Jean Rostand

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

In this world a man must either be an anvil or hammer. - Henry W. Longfellow

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

If man could have half his wishes he would double his troubles. - Benjamin Franklin

With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding. - Job 12:1

Success isn't everything, but it makes a man stand straight. - Lillian Hellman

The greatest act of faith is when man decides that he is not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A man who fears suffering is already suffering from what he fears. - Michel de Montaigne

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

I cannot trust a man to control others who cannot control himself. - Robert E Lee

No man knows how bad he is till he has tried very hard to be good. - C S Lewis

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. - Horace

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia Child

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. - Abraham Lincoln

The man who never makes a mistake always takes orders from one who does. - Unknown

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. - Oscar Wilde

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot. - George Bernard Shaw

Man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible. - St. Augustine

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

Every man is capable of performing something unique; that which he alone can perfect. - Unknown

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quoatations. - Benjamin Disraeli

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongue. - Old Testament

Reversing your treatment of the man you have wronged is better than asking his forgiveness. - Elbert Hubbard

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers. - Thomas Jefferson

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

We can often do more for other men by trying to correct our own faults than by trying to correct theirs. - Francois Fenelon

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one else can take for us or spare us. - Marcel Proust

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I like to have nice conversations with a man that teach me something, make me mad, make me curious. Then I find him attractive. - Renee Zellweger

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain

The greater a man is in power above others, the more he ought to excel them in virtue. None ought to govern who is not better than the governed. - Publilius Syrus

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh

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