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Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

Time and tide wait for no man. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Cunning is the dwarf of wisdom. - William Alger

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Silence is true wisdom's best reply. - Euripides

And all may do what has by man been done. - Edward Young

A prudent question is one-half of wisdom. - Francis Bacon

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

Expert: a man who makes his mistakes quietly. - Unknown

Every man is a volume, if you how to read him. - W. E. Channing

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

Even in wise men there is more folly than wisdom. - Sebastien Chamfort

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener. - Hungary Proverb

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Giftedness is your accelerator; wisdom is your brake. - Gerald Brooks

For a just man falleth seven times, and riseth up again. - Proverbs 24:16

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead. - Robert Lynd

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

Talk to a man about himself, and he will listen for hours. - Benjamin Disraeli

A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you. - Frank Dane

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

The size of a man is measured by what it takes to upset him. - Unknown

Once at least in his life each man walks with Christ to Emmaus. - Oscar Wilde

The name of a man is a numbing blow from which he never recovers. - Marshall McLuhan

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

A man like me troubles himself little about the lives of a million men. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

That was all a man needed: hope. It was lack of hope that discouraged a man. - Charles Bukowski

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it. - Albert Einstein

What the superior man seeks is in himself. What the mean man seeks is in others. - Confucius

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

A psychiatrist is a man who goes to Les Folies Bergere and looks at the audience. - Mervyn Stockwood

Every man is capable of performing something unique; that which he alone can perfect. - Unknown

A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice. - Bill Cosby

A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never quite sure. - Lee Segall

Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it. - David S Jordan

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

Within us is the soul of the whole, the wise silence, the universal beauty, the eternal One. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. - Ann Landers

It is better to speak wisdom foolishly like the saints than to speak folly wisely like the deans. - G K Chesterton

If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The masses have little time to think. And how incredible is the willingness of modern man to believe. - Adolf Hitler

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - J K Rowling

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel

Men are so simple of mind, and so much dominated by their immediate needs, that a deceitful man will always find plenty who are ready to be deceived. - Niccolo Machiavelli


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