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Cowboy Dinner Bell

Chowing down at the Old West Cafe in Grapevine, Texas

Cowboy Dinner Bell thanks to joe-kster

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Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

Soviet: What Russians say when they finish dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

There's going to be a real ding-dong when the bell goes. - David Coleman

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Ask not for whom the bell tolls, and you will pay only the station-to-station rate. - Unknown

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Underachiever: An employee who has squatters right on the far left side of the bell curve - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. - Charles Lamb

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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