Crotch Rocket
Introducing the new Survivor Reality TV show in Afghanistan
The Army is looking for volunteers for their new Detonator Re-Cycling jobs or, as Kamikaze fighters would say, 'Damn the torpedoes!'
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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte
A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb
Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus
I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx
I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn
The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland
We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker
The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy
A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck
Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells
A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison
Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo
A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton
An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb
A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen
Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper
Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker
I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright
The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire
There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo
I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti
The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton
I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower
The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton
Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman
Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah
If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton
Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher
A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams
What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne