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Crowd Surfing - Expert Level

Passed along during concert frenzy

Crowd Surfing - Expert Level thanks to Mary Ellis

A form of 'pass over' unrelated to Easter

Crowd surfing (or body surfing) is the process in which a person is passed overhead from person to person (often during a concert), transferring the person from one part of the room to another. The “crowd surfer” is passed above everyone’s heads, with everyone’s hands supporting the person’s weight. At most concerts and festivals the crowd surfer will be passed towards a barrier in front of the stage by the crowd, where they will be pulled off and put on their feet by the security stewards. Then, they will be sent back to the side or rear of the crowd at the end of the barrier or he/she may be ejected from the venue.

A mosh pit full of body-slamming, circle dancing, aggression-releasing people that forms when a particularly good band whips the crowd into a frenzy - a fun but very intense place to dance your way through the night.

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Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Music, my rampart and my only one. - Edna St Vincent Millay

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body. - Seneca

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

I have the body of an 18-year-old. I keep it in the fridge. - Spike Milligan

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. - Jim Rohn

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

The vulgar crowd always is taken by appearances, and the world consists chiefly of the vulgar. - Niccolo Machiavelli

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!' - Randy Jackson

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

If you removed all the arteries, veins, and capillaries from a person's body, and tied them end-to-end... the person will die. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin


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