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Cultural Exchange

Learning more about other cultures on the patio

Cultural Exchange thanks to Jim Serritella

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Courage is grace under pressure. - Ernest Hemingway

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

The elegance of honesty needs no adornment. - Merry Browne

Legend: A lie that has attained the dignity of age. - H L Mencken

There are so few who can grow old with a good grace. - Richard Steele

Hawaii is not a state of mind, but a state of grace. - Paul Theroux

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. - Brian Mullin

Bedside manners are no substitute for the right diagnosis. - Alfred P. Sloan, Jr.

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Pantomime is a big thing in the cultural calendar of my country. - Alan Cumming

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

There is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem. - Booker T Washington

Any man or institution that tries to rob me of my dignity will lose. - Nelson Mandela

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William Thackeray

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

What other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke? - Gore Vidal

Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

The more you learn about the dignity of the gorilla, the more you want to avoid people. - Dian Fossey

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. - Todd Barry

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

No change can come if those who are impacted the most by discrimination are not willing to stand up for themselves. - Zainab Salbi

Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but it is how people dress in their days off that are the most intriguing. - Alexander Wang

The mind that lies fallow but a single day, sprouts up in follies that are only to be killed by a constant and assiduous culture. - Joseph Addison

Grace fills empty spaces, but it can only enter where there is a void to receive it, and it is grace itself which makes this void. - Simone Weil

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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