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Dad In Mind

Bootiful baby sleeps beside memories of Dad

Dad In Mind thanks to Jim Serritella

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A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew. - Russell Peters

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Hope has a good memory, gratitude a bad one. - Baltasar Gracian

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

My dad's my best mate, and he always will be. - Cher Lloyd

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. - Steven Wright

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard. - Robert Frost

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

The greatest tribute a boy can give to his father is to say, 'When I grow up, I want to be just like my Dad.' - Billy Graham

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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