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Dad In Mind

Bootiful baby sleeps beside memories of Dad

Dad In Mind thanks to Jim Serritella

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Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cramnesia: Student memory loss. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew. - Russell Peters

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory. - Antonio Porchia

Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

I do today from memory what yesterday I did in passion. - Gerald Barzan

Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness. - Andre Gide

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Those whose memories fade seek to carve them in their hearts. - Unknown

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. - Steven Wright

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Memory is often less about the truth than about what we want it to be. - David Halberstam

One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Acorn: 1. An oak in a nutshell; 2. Something painful on Dad's toe. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

The greatest tribute a boy can give to his father is to say, 'When I grow up, I want to be just like my Dad.' - Billy Graham

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that's why I call you dad, because you are so special to me. - Wade Boggs

I have a phenomenal memory. I remember every single thing that anybody said to me, ever did to me, who was nice to me, and who was not nice to me. - Russell Peters


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