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Dad In Mind

Bootiful baby sleeps beside memories of Dad

Dad In Mind thanks to Jim Serritella

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. - Abraham Lincoln

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Ultimate horror often paralyses memory in a merciful way. - H.P. Lovecraft

Those whose memories fade seek to carve them in their hearts. - Unknown

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson

The positive side to memory loss: you meet new people every day. - Unknown

A smile takes but a moment, but the memories of it last forever. - Unknown

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

A memory is what is left when something happens and does not completely unhappen. - Edward de Bono

Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory. - Unknown

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard. - Robert Frost

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg


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Ice Cone Cat

Disciple Golf Day

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Redneck Cooler

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Flower Basket

Donkey Cart

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