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Dad In Mind

Bootiful baby sleeps beside memories of Dad

Dad In Mind thanks to Jim Serritella

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Cramnesia: Student memory loss. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew. - Russell Peters

Vanity plays lurid tricks with our memory. - John Conrad

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

I do today from memory what yesterday I did in passion. - Gerald Barzan

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Ultimate horror often paralyses memory in a merciful way. - H.P. Lovecraft

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. - Franklin P Adams

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

A memory is what is left when something happens and does not completely unhappen. - Edward de Bono

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman

Memory: The feeling that steals over one as he listens to a friend's original stories - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

Of all the titles I've been privileged to have, 'Dad' has always been the best. - Ken Norton

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

In solitude we give passionate attention to our lives, to our memories, to the details around us. - Virginia Woolf

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence; he is just using his memory. - Leonardo da Vinci

The greatest tribute a boy can give to his father is to say, 'When I grow up, I want to be just like my Dad.' - Billy Graham

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

When you're young, you think your Dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he's just a regular guy who wears a cape. - Dave Attell

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader


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