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Dad In Mind

Bootiful baby sleeps beside memories of Dad

Dad In Mind thanks to Jim Serritella

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Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us. - Oscar Wilde

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

Anything that triggers good memories can't be all bad. - Adam West

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver

No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard. - Robert Frost

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the vague memories of having read the reviews. - John Updike

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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