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Dad In Mind

Bootiful baby sleeps beside memories of Dad

Dad In Mind thanks to Jim Serritella

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Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown

Vanity plays lurid tricks with our memory. - John Conrad

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

My dad's my best mate, and he always will be. - Cher Lloyd

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

If you want to keep your memories, you first have to live them. - Bob Dylan

A smile takes but a moment, but the memories of it last forever. - Unknown

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Memory is often less about the truth than about what we want it to be. - David Halberstam

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do not trust your memory; it is a net full of holes; the most beautiful prizes slip through it. - George Duhamel

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... - Norman Wisdom

Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence; he is just using his memory. - Leonardo da Vinci

The greatest tribute a boy can give to his father is to say, 'When I grow up, I want to be just like my Dad.' - Billy Graham

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader


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