Dalmation Patrol

Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash