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Dalmation Patrol

New police dog has a huge appetite for security

Dalmation Patrol thanks to Barry McCartney

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama


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