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Dark Room thanks to Jim Serritella

Dark room photography tips

A darkroom is a room made completely dark to allow the processing of light-sensitive photographic materials, including photographic paper and photographic film.
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Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

Ahh, hard to see, the Dark Side is. - Yoda

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Come to the dark side. We have cookies. - Unknown

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad. - Samuel Goldwyn

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? - Christina Auilera

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. - Steven Wright

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Nothing should be permanent except struggle with the dark side within ourselves. - Shirley MacLaine

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

There's an old saying in Hollywood: It's not the length of your film, it's how you use it. - Ben Stiller

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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