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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

When in doubt, win the trick. - Edmond Hoyle

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Trust everybody, but cut the cards. - Finley Peter Dunne

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown

You can only get good at chess if you love the game. - Bobby Fischer

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

It's a game that will ultimately be decided by the final outcome. - Martin Tyler

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

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He played the King in the game of life
But someone played the ace. - Gerald Barzan

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings

In the game of life, before you get anything out, you must put something in. - Zig Ziglar

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it. - Unknown

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. - Laura Swenson

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Human affairs are like a chess game: Only those who do not take it seriously can be called good players. - Hung Tzu-ch'eng

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

The most important measure of how good a game I played was how much better I'd made my teammates play. - Bill Russell

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan. - Russell Peters

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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