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How not to extend service box electrical cables

Deadneck Repairs thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How Redneck electricians become one-time arc welders - extending a 3 phase electrical conductor that was cut too short

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

There is always danger for those who are afraid. - George Bernard Shaw

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Habits: 1. Cobwebs that become cables; 2. Trait jackets. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger? - Thomas Henry Huxley

Men who are orthodox when they are young are in danger of being middle-aged all their lives. - Walter Lippmann

Remember that the danger that is most to be feared is never the danger we are most afraid of. - Andrew Lang

An optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. - Winston Churchill

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

One would be in less danger
From the wiles of the stranger,
If one’s own kin and kith
Were more fun to be with. - Ogden Nash

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

Wherever there is danger, there lurks opportunity; whenever there is opportunity, there lurks danger. The two are inseparable. They go together. - Earl Nightingale

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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