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Deluxe Peanut Butter Jam Sandwich

Tasty morsel culinary excursion

Dad made me a PBJ 2.0
When you close it you get 9 different flavor combinations
Deluxe Peanut Butter Jam Sandwich thanks to Steve Howard

Sandwishes that do come true - how to make the perfect Peanut Butter and Jam sandwich

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today. - Lewis Carroll

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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