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All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

We need a great president. - Donald Trump

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

I would rather be right than be President. - Henry Clay

As our President said in his renegurial address. - Archie Bunker

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - George Stephanopolous

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal. - Richard M Nixon

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it. - Clarence Darrow

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson