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Despicable Watermelon

Diet plan for Minions

Despicable Watermelon thanks to Edna Solnes

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The fruit of silence is tranquility. - Arabian Proverb

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

German headshrinker named Sigmund Fruit - Archie Bunker

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis

All men's gains are the fruit of venturing. - Herodotus

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

Life without love is like a tree without blossom and fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is? - Frank Scully

When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat. - Mark Twain

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

Don't let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon. - Unknown

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Don't be afraid to go out on a limb. That's where the fruit is. - H. Jackson Browne

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Self-respect is the fruit of discipline; the sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to oneself. - Abraham J. Heschel

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney


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