QuotaBillsAn old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin
Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson
Operatics: Bugs that live in an opera house - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman
One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost
Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb
An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb
I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd
He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford
Give a landlord an inch and he'll build an apartment house. - American Proverb
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain
If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams
God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright
I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields
In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort
Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault
Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost
Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright
This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon