Dog Hair Condiment

Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Give a landlord an inch and he'll build an apartment house. - American Proverb

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

Census Taker: A man who goes from house to house increasing the population. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright