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Donut Decadence

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Donut give up. - Homer Simpson

But first, donuts. - Unknown

Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

I love you more than donuts. - Unknown

Whatever sprinkles your donut. - Unknown

I'm just here for the donuts. - Unknown

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown

I donut know what I'd do without you. - Unknown

Abs are great, but have you tried donuts? - Unknown

Feed me donuts and tell me I'm pretty. - Unknown

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

If I'm not eating donuts, I'm thinking about it. - Unknown

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Snackcident - whenever you accidentally eat all the donuts. - Unknown

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

I'm just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. - Unknown

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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