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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A goal is a dream with a deadline. - Napoleon Hill

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

Nothing happens unless at first a dream. - Carl Sandburg

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. - Suzy Kassem

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Madness is somewhere between chaos and having a dream. - RM Drake

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions. - Edgar Cayce

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

Commitment leads to action. Action brings your dream closer. - Marcia Wieder

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A great dream with a bad team is nothing more than a nightmare. - John C Maxwell

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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