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I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

You have to dream before your dreams can come true. - A P J Abdul Kalam

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. - Edgar Allen Poe

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

A great dream with a bad team is nothing more than a nightmare. - John C Maxwell

If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true? - Jiminy Cricket

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

A dream is the bearer of a new possibility, the enlarged horizon, the great hope. - Howard Thurman

Some people dream of worthy accomplishments, while others stay awake and do them. - Unknown

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. - William Arthur Ward

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

What is a dream? That transient power that cometh near the midnight hour. To carry me to pastures new and bid my anxious fears adieu. - Alan Parry-Booth

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Our dreams may be totally different and yet, we are alike in that no matter what we have achieved, we still have dreams that have eluded us. - Steven Scott

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Follow your dreams. Figure out where you'd like to be, what you would like to be doing, and then figure out what you need to do to get there. - Kennon M Sheldon


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