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Dream Big

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Dreams are extremely important. You can't do it unless you imagine it. - George Lucas

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

A dream is the bearer of a new possibility, the enlarged horizon, the great hope. - Howard Thurman

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

Nothing honors God more than a Big Dream that is way beyond our ability to accomplish. - Mark Batterson

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

Our dreams may be totally different and yet, we are alike in that no matter what we have achieved, we still have dreams that have eluded us. - Steven Scott

The difference between DREAM and DESIRE is that the dream is what we build for the team, and the desire is what we aspire to build for ourselves. - Unknown


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