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Dream Big

Search for the bigger bone comes to an end

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. - Suzy Kassem

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. - Edgar Allen Poe

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Go after a dream that is destined to fail without divine intervention. - Mark Batterson

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone. - Robin Williams

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. - William Arthur Ward

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie


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