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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Dream in a pragmatic way. - Aldous Huxley

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

For every dream that you have, your week needs to match that dream. - Eric Thomas

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

The difference between DREAM and DESIRE is that the dream is what we build for the team, and the desire is what we aspire to build for ourselves. - Unknown


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