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Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw

Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker

I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

The solution of every problem is another problem. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

No farmer ever plowed a field by turning it over in his mind. - George E. Woodbury

You're either part of the solution or part of the problem. - Eldridge Cleaver

Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet. - Joe-kster

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. - Steven Wright

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

Listen long enough and the person will generally come up with an adequate solution. - Mary Kay Ash

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

Put increased emphasis on a potential solution and less emphasis on cursing the problem. - Unknown

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

When instead of reacting against a situation, you merge with it, the solution arises out of the situation itself. - Eckhart Tolle

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. - Albert Einstein

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - General Colin Powell

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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