QuotaBillsToo clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash
There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker
I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw
Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker
I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown
Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb
Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts
The solution of every problem is another problem. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults
To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius
Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson
No farmer ever plowed a field by turning it over in his mind. - George E. Woodbury
You're either part of the solution or part of the problem. - Eldridge Cleaver
Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet. - Joe-kster
Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo
The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. - Steven Wright
Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer
The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim
Listen long enough and the person will generally come up with an adequate solution. - Mary Kay Ash
Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown
Put increased emphasis on a potential solution and less emphasis on cursing the problem. - Unknown
There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken
Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown
If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan
My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller
Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme
Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith
If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson
Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower
Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman
When instead of reacting against a situation, you merge with it, the solution arises out of the situation itself. - Eckhart Tolle
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain
New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan
If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson
After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger
The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. - Albert Einstein
Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - General Colin Powell
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy