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Does your goat get its head stuck in fences?

Dunce Hat thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker

Farmers are the salt of the earth. - Unknown

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw

Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker

I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

The solution of every problem is another problem. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No farmer ever plowed a field by turning it over in his mind. - George E. Woodbury

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet. - Joe-kster

Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem. - George Carlin

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. - Steven Wright

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Goat: A lamb who has kidded himself into believing that he knows Wall Street - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handyman with a sense of humus. - E.B. White

He who cannot describe the problem will never find the solution to that problem. - Confucius

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne


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