Dunce Hat

Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

Rebuttal: A goat's revenge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Farming is a profession of hope. - Brian Brett

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw

Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

The solution of every problem is another problem. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? - George Carlin

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

No farmer ever plowed a field by turning it over in his mind. - George E. Woodbury

You're either part of the solution or part of the problem. - Eldridge Cleaver

Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet. - Joe-kster

A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem. - Unknown

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution. - Albert Einstein

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handyman with a sense of humus. - E.B. White

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Being a critic is easy. Complaining is easy. If you want to make a difference - find a solution. - Unknown

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

In dealing with Englishmen you can be sure of one thing only, that the logical solution will not be adopted. - William R Inge

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

There is no perfect solution to depression, nor should there be. And odd as this may sound, we should be glad of that. It keeps us human. - Lesley Hazelton

The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. - Albert Einstein

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell