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Eagle Hunt

Pray that you aren't prey

Eagle Hunt thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Photographing birds of prey can be a dangerous job

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Trick Photography: Focus pocus - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Crick: Noise made by a Japanese camera - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Photography is a love affair with life. - Burk Uzzle

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

I will be the Thai equivalent of Eddie the Eagle. - Vanessa Mae

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

That's true, because I'm a photographer now. - Leonard Nimoy

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

I became involved in photography when I was about thirteen years old. - Leonard Nimoy

If the Eagle Scouts had some sort of Sith equivalent, Marcone was it. - Jim Butcher

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I looked merely constipated. - George Bernard Shaw

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. - Peter De Vries

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

I became enamored with photography when I was about 13 or 14 years old. I've been at it ever since. I studied seriously in the '70s. - Leonard Nimoy


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