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Eagle Hunt

Pray that you aren't prey

Eagle Hunt thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Photographing birds of prey can be a dangerous job

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Photography is a love affair with life. - Burk Uzzle

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Indispose: How de photographer wants you to stand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

A camera, by arresting motion, gives permanence to the impermanent. - Freeman Patterson

I became involved in photography when I was about thirteen years old. - Leonard Nimoy

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you, the less you know. - Duane Arbus

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I looked merely constipated. - George Bernard Shaw

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

I became enamored with photography when I was about 13 or 14 years old. I've been at it ever since. I studied seriously in the '70s. - Leonard Nimoy

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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