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Early Bird

I should have gone to bed earlier last night

Early Bird thanks to Howard Chapman

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The early worm gets caught. - John Igo

History is a vast early warning system. - Norman Cousins

When the owl sings, the night is silent. - Charles de Leusse

Early in the morning when the crows cock. - Archie Bunker

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Buy low, sell high, collect early, and pay late. - Dick Levin

I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible

I was born a jackdaw - why should I try to be an owl? - Ogden Nash

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

You have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. - Groucho Marx

I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early. - Red Buttons

The trouble with dawn is that it comes too early in the day. - Susan Richman

Alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

I'm a night owl for sure. I was born at 1 A.M., and that's the excuse I use. - Karla Souza

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

And they bought an Owl, and a useful Cart,
And a pound of Rice, and a Cranberry Tart. - Edward Lear

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

He is a rarity which I cannot but be fond of, as one would be of a hog that could fiddle, or a singing owl. - John W. Rochester

I'm a night owl, and luckily my profession supports that. The best ideas come to me in the dead of night. - Josh Fox

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In later years, you fight because you do. - Joan Didion

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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