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Egg Morning Mourning

Eggsellent memories of breakfasts gone by

Egg Morning Mourning thanks to Barry McCartney

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True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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