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Chicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

Friends come and go but enemies accumulate. - Unknown

Alzeimer's Advantage: New friends every day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests. - Henry Kissinger

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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