Egg Morning Mourning

Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. - John Gunther

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou