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Encouraging Seal

An unexpected clap on the back

Encouraging Seal thanks to Lorraine Talas

How to seal the deal

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Friendship? Yes, please. - Charles Dickens

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

He who seeks a faultless friend is friendless. - Unknown

One word of encouragement can change the world. - Debbie Macomber

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. - Irish Blessing

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Let there be no purpose in friendship save the deepening of the spirit. - Kahlil Gibran

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Encourage members of your team to take the initiative and act on their own. - Mike Krzyzewski

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Friendship needs no words - it is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness. - Dag Hammarskjold

Memory: The feeling that steals over one as he listens to a friend's original stories - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Robert Bloch

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe


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