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Encouraging Seal

An unexpected clap on the back

Encouraging Seal thanks to Lorraine Talas

How to seal the deal

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Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Palate: What a cannibal did to his friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper. - Unknown

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Robert Bloch

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor. - Henry David Thoreau

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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