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Encouraging Seal

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Encouraging Seal thanks to Lorraine Talas

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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Friendship? Yes, please. - Charles Dickens

Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship. - Sallust

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Robert Bloch

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor. - Henry David Thoreau

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy


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