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Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Palate: What a cannibal did to his friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

A friend is one who has the same enemies you have. - Abraham Lincoln

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities. - C S Lewis

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor. - Henry David Thoreau

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

We live, in fact, in a world starved for solitude, silence, and private: and therefore starved for meditation and true friendship. - C S Lewis

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. - Anais Nin


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