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Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

He makes no friend who never made a foe. - Alfred Tennyson

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never. - Charles C Colton

What you applaud you encourage, but beware what you celebrate. - Ravi Zacharias

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper. - Unknown

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

We live, in fact, in a world starved for solitude, silence, and private: and therefore starved for meditation and true friendship. - C S Lewis

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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