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End Of Shift

Time for sleep after a long day on the job

End Of Shift thanks to Mike King

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

I'm tired of getting made fun of. - Geraldo Rivera

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

Bread: 1. Rises without ever sleeping; 2. Raw toast. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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