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End Of Shift

Time for sleep after a long day on the job

End Of Shift thanks to Mike King

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Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

It's like wrestling a gorilla. You don't quit when you're tired - you quit when the gorilla is tired. - Robert Strauss

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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