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End Of Shift

Time for sleep after a long day on the job

End Of Shift thanks to Mike King

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Life is one long process of getting tired. - Samuel Butler

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Bread: 1. Rises without ever sleeping; 2. Raw toast. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. - Steven Wright

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Telegram: A form of correspondence sent by a man in a hurry and delivered by a boy in sleep - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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