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End Of Shift

Time for sleep after a long day on the job

End Of Shift thanks to Mike King

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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Life is one long process of getting tired. - Samuel Butler

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. - Unknown

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

Retired is being tired twice... first tired of working, then tired of not. - Richard Armour

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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