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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. - Unknown

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am. - Paula Abdul

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Retired is being tired twice... first tired of working, then tired of not. - Richard Armour

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain