Everything Is Bigger In Texas

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Mugging: Stealing someone's coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln

Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze