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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

The human face is my landscape. - Joshua Reynolds

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face. - Jack Nicklaus

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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