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Face Squeeze

Facing another migraine headache

Face Squeeze thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Her face was her chaperone. - Rupert Hughes

A hooker once told me she had a headache. - Rodney Dangerfield

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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