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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Her face was her chaperone. - Rupert Hughes

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

Aftermath: 1. The period following algebra; 2. The horrible headache you have when you've finished the algebra test. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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