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My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

My dad's my best mate, and he always will be. - Cher Lloyd

If it's not fun, you're not doing it right. - Bob Basso

Sticking with your family is what makes it a family. - Mitch Albom

Don't overestimate the decency of the human race. - H L Mencken

Adventures are never fun while you're having them. - C S Lewis

It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

People should find happiness in the little things, like family. - Amanda Bynes

Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

Misers aren't fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors. - Unknown

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

Initiative is as essential to success as a hub is essential to a wagon wheel. - Napoleon Hill

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

I think the only way I could make something fun and big is if I don't expect it to be. - Markus Persson

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that's why I call you dad, because you are so special to me. - Wade Boggs

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey


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