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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

Dust Rags: Dad's Underwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

It's fun to do the impossible. - Walt Disney

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

I'm tired of getting made fun of. - Geraldo Rivera

Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

Dishtemper: What family members suffer from after dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half. - Bum Phillips

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

People should find happiness in the little things, like family. - Amanda Bynes

People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing. - Dale Carnegie

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

It's great to arrive, but the trip's most always most of the fun. - Malcolm Forbes

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

I'm a producer for fun. I'm not a professional schooled musician or anything. - Afrojack

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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