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Fun is good. - Dr. Seuss

Are we having fun yet? - Carol Burnett

Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

All the fun is locking horns with impossibilities. - Claes Oldenburg

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half. - Bum Phillips

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. - Nina Dobrev

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Misers aren't fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors. - Unknown

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read. - Leo Burnett

I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years. - Bill Clinton

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

I think the only way I could make something fun and big is if I don't expect it to be. - Markus Persson

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kim Hubbard

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

The further you get away from yourself, the more challenging it is. Not to be in your comfort zone is great fun. - Benedict Cumberbatch

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia


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