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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Make fun of menopause - laugh your flash off! - Kathy Cagney

It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

People should find happiness in the little things, like family. - Amanda Bynes

If you never did you should. These things are fun and fun is good. - Dr. Seuss

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

It's fun to have a partner who understands your life and lets you be you. - Kim Kardashian

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

I'm a producer for fun. I'm not a professional schooled musician or anything. - Afrojack

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I'm not going to run for governor because I'm having too much fun doing what I'm doing now. - Donald Trump

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

The further you get away from yourself, the more challenging it is. Not to be in your comfort zone is great fun. - Benedict Cumberbatch

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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