1. Pythagoras’s Theorem
2. Logarithms
3. Calculus
4. Law of Gravity
5. The Square Root of Minus One
6. Euler’s Formula for Polyhedra
7. Normal Distribution
8. Wave Equation
9. Fourier Transorm
10. Navier-Stokes Equation
11. Maxwell’s Equation
12. Second Law of Thermodynamics
13. Relativity
14. Schrodinger’s Equation
15. Information Theory
16. Chaos Theory
17. Black-Scholes Equation
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Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson
Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain
You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard
Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein
Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner
"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain
The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman
I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
Drum soloing is like doing a marathon and solving equations at the same time. - Neil Peart
Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon
I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra
To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen
Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit. - Alfred Whitehead
Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein
If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith
There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen
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At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation. - Paul Feig
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain
I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick
Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley
In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson
Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok
It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty
Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell
You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation. - Bruce Springsteen
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt
I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz
I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen
Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey