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Fast Beach Chicken

Gliding in a seagull's jet stream

Fast Beach Chicken thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Sometime the peacock wish to be the seagull. - Jamaican Saying

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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