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FBI Document Release

Suspicious timing of document dump prior to U.S. 2016 Presidential Election

FBI Document Release thanks to Wayne Nowazek

FBI Document Release thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

Diplomacy: Lying in state. - Oliver Herford

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

One cannot govern with "buts." - Charles de Gaulle

Voters want a fraud they can believe in. - Will Durst

Information is the currency of democracy. - Unknown

The only certain freedom's in departure. - Robert Frost

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. - Robert Frost

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest thing in the nicest way. - Isaac Goldberg

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues. - George Will

People are difficult to govern because they have too much knowledge. - Lao-tzu

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote. - William E. Simon

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

Inner freedom is not guided by our efforts; it comes from seeing what is true. - Buddha

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. - H L Mencken

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. - H L Mencken

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigues of supporting it. - Thomas Paine

Americans should not go abroad to slay dragons they do not understand in the name of spreading democracy. - John Quincy Adams

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. - Ronald Reagan

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

Be known for pleasing others, espcecially if you govern them... Ruling others has one advantage: you can do more good than anyone else. - Baltasar Gracian

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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