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FBI Document Release

Suspicious timing of document dump prior to U.S. 2016 Presidential Election

FBI Document Release thanks to Wayne Nowazek

FBI Document Release thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The world is governed by opinion. - William E. Channing

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Don't vote; it only encourages them. - Unknown

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

Liberty consists in doing what one desires. - John Stuart Mill

A penny saved is a Congressional oversight. - Hal Luyah

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

We are all of us the worse for too much liberty. - Terence

Liberty is never being too sure you're right. - Learned Hand

Democracy breeds the germs of its own destruction. - V I Lenin

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one. - A.J. Liebling

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII

The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. - George Jean Nathan

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

If I wished to punish a province, I would have it governed by philosophers. - Frederick The Great

In a democracy the majority has every right to act as stupid as the minority. - Frank Dane

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

Inner freedom is not guided by our efforts; it comes from seeing what is true. - Buddha

In the last analysis, our only freedom is the freedom to discipline ourselves. - Bernard Baruch

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. - Salman Rushdie

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. - George Bernard Shaw

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to my conscience, above all liberties. - John Milton

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks. - Douglas Jerrold

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. - Ronald Reagan

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers

Be known for pleasing others, espcecially if you govern them... Ruling others has one advantage: you can do more good than anyone else. - Baltasar Gracian

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato


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