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Ideal Guest: One who stays at home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

A good home must be made, not bought. - Joyce Maynard

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. - Babe Ruth

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christian Morgenstern

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment. - Leonard Nimoy

Stomach: 1. The home of the swallow; 2. A bowl-shaped cavity containing the organs of indigestion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan