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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. - Babe Ruth

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell