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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. - Kin Hubbard

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

The only ultimate disaster that can befall us is to feel ourselves at home on this earth. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment. - Leonard Nimoy

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Stomach: 1. The home of the swallow; 2. A bowl-shaped cavity containing the organs of indigestion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan