#1 humor site on the 'net

Female Therapist

My therapist name is music

Female Therapist thanks to Wayne Nowazek

QuotaBills
He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Country Music: Three chords and the truth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli

Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it. - Igor Stravinsky

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music. - Steve Race

Music sounds different to the one who plays it. It is the musician's curse. - Patrick Rothfuss

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. - Desmond Morris

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. - Aldous Huxley

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


Save A Tree

Baby Papaya Crossing

So You Want A Day Off

Mexico Will Pay For The Wall

Behind Every Man

Truck Driver Birth

Motion Picture Selfie

FearBusters

Holy Day Inn

Fat Friend Prayer

Weather Rock - For Accurate Forecasts

Moses Parting the Ice Field

Nutella Face Lotion

Men in Denim

I Have No Time For Your Kisses, Woman

Here We Goat Again

WatchCat

Disk Drive

Unemployed Politicians

Aye Matey

Redneck Calculator

Pocket Knots

Where Do The Amish Go For A Vacation?

Life Extension