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QuotaBillsLaughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster
Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson
Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid
I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali
An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl
The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard
The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore
My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown
Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson
After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields
I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman
Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett
The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley
Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham
Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca
The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain
Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey
Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht
If in the last few years you haven't discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead. - Gelet Burgess
It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins
Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin
A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer
Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher
There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler