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QuotaBillsQuack: A duck's Doctor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb
Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer
Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker
My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown
There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley
Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher
Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx
After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields
No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb
If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin
Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes
Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown
You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation. - Irvin S Cobb
Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard
Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright
I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce
When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau
Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown
Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw
A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer
Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler