QuotaBillsCoffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright
A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams
I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick
How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown
Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot
I didn't give you the finger - you earned it. - Bill Murray
Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek
I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten
Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair
If your cup is only half full, you probably need a different bra. - Shae Aaron
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach
I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown
He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers. - Phyllis Diller
What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV
If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright
You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis
You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis
I go silent so I can write. When my tongue is wagging, my fingers are silent. - Sonia Rumzi
I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk
I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski
Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln
Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown
Poker Hand: What you do when you’re trying to get a blood sample from the finger of a lady - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron
When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield
The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller
A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown
Not every man can carry a full cup. Sudden elevation frequently leads to pride and a fall. The most exacting test of all is to survive prosperity. - Oswald Sanders