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First Segway

Buster Keaton's stunts were ahead of his time

First Segway thanks to Keith Blake

Joseph Frank 'Buster' Keaton (1895 – 1966) was an American actor, director, producer, writer, and stunt performer, best known for his silent films, in which his trademark was physical comedy with a consistently stoic, deadpan expression, earning him the nickname 'The Great Stone Face.'

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Ultimately, inventing is not a committee activity. - Dean Kamen

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

Inventing is seeing the same problem that everyone around the world is seeing, but looking at it differently. - Dean Kamen

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization. - Ambrose Bierce

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour

Don't confuse the exertion of energy with traction. Apply yourself to establishing and maintaining momentum, not just spinning your wheels. - Tony Cooke

Change does not roll in on the wheels of inevitability, but comes through continuous struggle. And so we must straighten our backs... A man can't ride you unless your back is bent. - Martin Luther King Jr.


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