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Fix It Later Detour

If it ain't broke leave it alone

Fix It Later Detour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Gotta Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it. - Will Smith

Sooner or later, we all quote our mothers. - Unknown

Failure is a detour, not a dead-end street. - Zig Ziglar

The future is made of the same stuff as the present. - Simone Weil

For broken dreams, the cure is dream again; and deeper. - C S Lewis

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of. - Benjamin Franklin

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken heart. - Julia Roberts

I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too. - Unknown

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

The superior man makes the difficulty to be overcome his first interest; success only comes later. - Confucius

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

A good use for me is to let me go away with my sewing machine and come back with some really new stuff. - Betsey Johnson

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

You find out what you are made of when you have a broken heart. If it happens early and often, all the better. - Isabel Gillies

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

For every failure, there's an alternative course of action. You just have to find it. When you come to a roadblock, take a detour. - Mary Kay Ash

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven. - Charles Williams


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