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Fix It Later Detour

If it ain't broke leave it alone

Fix It Later Detour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Consciousness is really far-out stuff. - Jerry Garcia

Failure is a detour, not a dead-end street. - Zig Ziglar

The bow too tensely strung is easily broken. - Publius Syrus

You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you. - Groucho Marx

Silence: What gets broken when you say its name - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Heaven doesn't ignore cries of a broken heart. - Toba Beta

The future is made of the same stuff as the present. - Simone Weil

I'd rather have a broken arm than a broken heart. - Christie Brinkley

A single arrow is easily broken, but not ten in a bundle. - Japanese Proverb

Do it now! Sometimes 'later' becomes 'never'. - Unknown

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fannie Flagg

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert H Asquith

Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later. - Og Mandino

Everybody sooner or later sits down to a banquet of consequences. - Unknown

If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out. - Oscar Wilde

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

Hod: (Southern) Not easy. Usage: 'A broken hot is hod to fix.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

The superior man makes the difficulty to be overcome his first interest; success only comes later. - Confucius

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to. - Franklin P. Adams

As long as you're having fun and still doing stuff, it doesn't matter what other people think. - Nick Carter

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams

Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? - William Shakespeare

Crying is all right in its way while it lasts. But you have to stop sooner or later, and then you still have to decide what to do. - C S Lewis

For every failure, there's an alternative course of action. You just have to find it. When you come to a roadblock, take a detour. - Mary Kay Ash

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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