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Fix It Later Detour

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Life is too short to stuff a mushroom. - Shirley Conran

Sharp are the arrows of a broken heart. - Cassandra Clare

Do it now. Sometimes later becomes never. - Unknown

Gotta Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it. - Will Smith

Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think. - Chinese Proverb

I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention. - Unknown

Cinnamon: Jamaican who broke the ten commandments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

Quantum Particles: The dreams that stuff is made of - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For broken dreams, the cure is dream again; and deeper. - C S Lewis

I plan on growing old much later in life, or maybe not at all. - Patty Carey

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later. - Og Mandino

There isn't a record in existence that hasn't been broken. - Chay Blyth

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

Hod: (Southern) Not easy. Usage: 'A broken hot is hod to fix.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

The Italians have had 2,000 years to fix up the Forum and just look at the place! - P.J. O'Rourke

Stuff: What people do on Thanksgiving: First to the turkey, and then to themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of. - Benjamin Franklin

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

As long as you're having fun and still doing stuff, it doesn't matter what other people think. - Nick Carter

Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it. - Unknown

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven. - Charles Williams


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