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Fix It Later Detour

If it ain't broke leave it alone

Fix It Later Detour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Save your good times till later. - Unknown

Tomato Paste: Used to fix broken pizza - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think. - Chinese Proverb

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

A single arrow is easily broken, but not ten in a bundle. - Japanese Proverb

I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton

Sooner or later, those who win are those who think they can. - Richard Bach

Middle age - later than you think and sooner than you expect. - Earl Wilson

I plan on growing old much later in life, or maybe not at all. - Patty Carey

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

There isn't a record in existence that hasn't been broken. - Chay Blyth

Sooner or later, even the fastest runners have to stand and fight. - Stephen King

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. - H L Mencken

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Stuff: What people do on Thanksgiving: First to the turkey, and then to themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't fix things with a hug, but you can't make them any worse, either. - Dean Koontz

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard. - Robert Frost

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken heart. - Julia Roberts

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In later years, you fight because you do. - Joan Didion

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold


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