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Fix It Later Detour

If it ain't broke leave it alone

Fix It Later Detour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Life is too short to stuff a mushroom. - Shirley Conran

Gotta Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it. - Will Smith

Sooner or later, we all quote our mothers. - Unknown

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

The Yankees, as I told you later, are in a slump. - Dizzy Dean

Heaven doesn't ignore cries of a broken heart. - Toba Beta

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton

Middle age - later than you think and sooner than you expect. - Earl Wilson

Information is pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience. - Clarence Day

I plan on growing old much later in life, or maybe not at all. - Patty Carey

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later. - Og Mandino

If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out. - Oscar Wilde

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. - H L Mencken

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. - Robin Williams

It is strange how often a heart must be broken before the years can make it wise. - Sara Teasdale

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

You can't fix things with a hug, but you can't make them any worse, either. - Dean Koontz

Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too. - Unknown

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it. - Unknown

A good use for me is to let me go away with my sewing machine and come back with some really new stuff. - Betsey Johnson

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation. - Mike Todd

So here's the thing with broken hearts. No matter how you try, the pieces never fit the way they did before. - Ariana Arianapoetess

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

When you know you're right, you don't care what others think. You know sooner or later it will come out in the wash. - Barbara McClintock

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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