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Fix It Later Detour

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Tomato Paste: Used to fix broken pizza - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sharp are the arrows of a broken heart. - Cassandra Clare

The heart will break, but broken live on. - Lord Byron

That's the thing that broke the straw. - Archie Bunker

The bow too tensely strung is easily broken. - Publius Syrus

Heaven doesn't ignore cries of a broken heart. - Toba Beta

Quantum Particles: The dreams that stuff is made of - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Awards are like piles. Sooner or later, every bum gets one. - Maureen Lipman

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Middle age - later than you think and sooner than you expect. - Earl Wilson

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds. - Albert Einstein

If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out. - Oscar Wilde

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. - Robin Williams

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

The Italians have had 2,000 years to fix up the Forum and just look at the place! - P.J. O'Rourke

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Stuff: What people do on Thanksgiving: First to the turkey, and then to themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard. - Robert Frost

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Grass: 1. The green stuff that wilts in the yard and flourishes in the garden; 2. What grows by the yard and dies by the foot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen


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