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Flower Battleship

How to make peace, not war

Flower Battleship thanks to Barry McCartney

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I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

A flower blossoms for its own joy. - Oscar Wilde

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

Forgiveness is not to give the other person peace. Forgiveness is for you. Take that opportunity. - Mackenzie Philips

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi


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