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Flower Battleship

How to make peace, not war

Flower Battleship thanks to Barry McCartney

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At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

A flower blossoms for its own joy. - Oscar Wilde

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

The fuchsia is the world's most carefully spelled flower. - Jimmy Barnes

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right. - Unknown

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

Sprouts: Innocent green plants snatched in their infancy and devoured alive by ravenous vegetarians - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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