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Flower Battleship

How to make peace, not war

Flower Battleship thanks to Barry McCartney

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Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

Natural abilities are like natural plants: to grow, they need pruning. - Red Auerbach

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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