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Fluent Sarcasm

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Fluent Sarcasm thanks to Tanya Barlow

Sarcasm - the use of irony to mock or convey contempt

Always speak the truth. - George Washington

Speak low if you speak love. - William Shakespeare

Yes, I speak Spanish: MARGARITA. - Unknown

Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle

Neither irony or sarcasm is argument. - Samuel Butler

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge. - Mason Cooley

The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz

Irony is just honesty with the volume cranked up. - George Saunders

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

Speak for yourself and from yourself, or be silent. - George H Lewes

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

To sway an audience, you must watch them as you speak. - C. Kent Wright

Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom. - Anatole France

He who knows does not speak; he who speaks does not know. - Lao-tzu

Sarcasm - because beating the crap out of people is illegal. - Unknown

The less people speak of their greatness, the more we think of it. - Lord Bacon

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

The Irish are a very fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Unknown

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain

It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown

Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better. - Thomas Carlyle

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

It is the province of knowledge to speak. It is the privilege of wisdom to listen. - Christine Lane

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

Instagram is not a place for tone or irony... (she obviously hasn't been to #joekstergram) - Mary H K Choi

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

Your words carry amazing power. So when you speak, make sure you uplift someone and never put them down. - Unknown

It's easy to get a reputation for wisdom. It's only necessary to live long, speak little and do less. - P.D. James

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

Why is sunset more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, "Sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes." - Unknown

The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and duplicates. - David F Wallace

Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare the truth thou hast, that all may share; Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare. - Voltaire

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami

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