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Sarcasm - the use of irony to mock or convey contempt

Speak low if you speak love. - William Shakespeare

Some sarcasm is best told simply. - Kevin Hart

Irony is the hygiene of the mind. - Elizabeth Bibesco

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

Speak only if it improves upon the silence. - Mahatma Gandhi

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia

Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge. - Mason Cooley

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

How do I learn to speak when silence is all I know? - Susie Clevenger

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To sway an audience, you must watch them as you speak. - C. Kent Wright

A sage thing is timely silence, and better than any speech. - Plutarch

Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. - Roy T Bennett

Every time you have to speak, you are auditioning for leadership. - James Humes

The Irish are a fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Samuel Johnson

Wisdom is knowing when to speak your mind and when to mind your speech. - Evangel

At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. - Frederick Douglass

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain

It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown

Better to let them wonder why you didn't speak than to wonder why you did. - Amish Saying

Keep silence for the most part, and speak only when you must, and then briefly. - Epictetus

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

Irony is a clear consciousness of an eternal agility, of the infinitely abundant chaos. - Karl W F Schlegel

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein

Though everyone has an equal right to speak, not all have earned an equal right to be taken seriously. - Hubert Humphrey

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

A good word is an easy obligation; but not to speak ill requires only our silence; which costs us nothing. - John Tillotson

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami

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