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Fluent Sarcasm

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Sarcasm - the use of irony to mock or convey contempt

Yes, I speak Spanish: MARGARITA. - Unknown

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon. - Steven Brust

Think with the few and speak with the many. - Baltasar Gracian

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible. - Jane Austen

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. - George Lucas

National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support! - Unknown

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

To sway an audience, you must watch them as you speak. - C. Kent Wright

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman

He who knows does not speak; he who speaks does not know. - Lao-tzu

Sarcasm - because beating the crap out of people is illegal. - Unknown

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy

The Irish are a fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Samuel Johnson

The less people speak of their greatness, the more we think of it. - Lord Bacon

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Someone has to stand up and speak for the freedoms of the little guy. - Christopher Monckton

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain

I was so surprised at being born that I didn't speak for a year and a half. - Gracie Allen

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

The ability to simplify means to eliminate the unnecessary so that the necessary may speak. - Hans Hofmann

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Your words carry amazing power. So when you speak, make sure you uplift someone and never put them down. - Unknown

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

Charity, good behaviour, amiable speech, unselfishness - these by the chief sage have been declared the elements of popularity. - Burmese Proverb

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami

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