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Foal Teddy Bear

Surrogate mother on a stable farm

Foal Teddy Bear thanks to Mike King

Foal Teddy Bear thanks to Mike King

Hours after his birth, Breeze was found stumbling around by a farmer. The new-born foal had been abandoned by his mother, so the farmer took him to the Mare and Foal Sanctuary (Upcott Park in Holsworthy, Devon, England) where they cared for him. One of the staff put a four-foot giant Teddy Bear called Buttons into the stall with Breeze. The foal was instantly attracted to him as a comforting replacement for his mother. The two are inseparable. The caregivers expect Breeze to be fine, thanks to the farmer who rescued him and to those who cared enough to take this foal in.

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My mind is the only sanctuary that has not been stolen from me. - Christopher Paolini

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A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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