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Foal Teddy Bear

Surrogate mother on a stable farm

Foal Teddy Bear thanks to Mike King

Foal Teddy Bear thanks to Mike King

Hours after his birth, Breeze was found stumbling around by a farmer. The new-born foal had been abandoned by his mother, so the farmer took him to the Mare and Foal Sanctuary (Upcott Park in Holsworthy, Devon, England) where they cared for him. One of the staff put a four-foot giant Teddy Bear called Buttons into the stall with Breeze. The foal was instantly attracted to him as a comforting replacement for his mother. The two are inseparable. The caregivers expect Breeze to be fine, thanks to the farmer who rescued him and to those who cared enough to take this foal in.

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Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

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You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

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A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

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Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

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The high minded man must care more for the truth than for what people think. - Aristotle

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

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When you know you're right, you don't care what others think. You know sooner or later it will come out in the wash. - Barbara McClintock

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko


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