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Foal Teddy Bear

Surrogate mother on a stable farm

Foal Teddy Bear thanks to Mike King

Foal Teddy Bear thanks to Mike King

Hours after his birth, Breeze was found stumbling around by a farmer. The new-born foal had been abandoned by his mother, so the farmer took him to the Mare and Foal Sanctuary (Upcott Park in Holsworthy, Devon, England) where they cared for him. One of the staff put a four-foot giant Teddy Bear called Buttons into the stall with Breeze. The foal was instantly attracted to him as a comforting replacement for his mother. The two are inseparable. The caregivers expect Breeze to be fine, thanks to the farmer who rescued him and to those who cared enough to take this foal in.

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Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

I understand. I just don't care. - Unknown

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Mothers are like buttons. They hold everything together. - Unknown

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

My mind is the only sanctuary that has not been stolen from me. - Christopher Paolini

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. - Jim Rohn

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. - Dorothy Parker

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Why should I care about posterity? What’s posterity ever done for me? - Groucho Marx

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Within you there is a stillness and a sanctuary to which you can retreat at any time. - Hermann Hesse

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them. - Robin Williams

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what - Unknown

The unhappiest people in this world, are those who care the most about what other people think. - C. JoyBell C.

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

It's during the worst storms of your life that you get to see the true colors of the people who say they care about you. - Unknown

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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