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Land of the Dead - Donald Trump

... in a period of not too many years. - Donald Trump

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

You have to think anyway, so why not think big? - Donald Trump

The first thing the secretary types is the boss. - Donald Trump

You haven't been called, go back to Univision. - Donald Trump

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

I feel a lot of people listen to what I have to say. - Donald Trump

Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk. - Donald Trump

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

He's a wonderful guy and we're all pulling for him. - Donald Trump

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump

Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don't make. - Donald Trump

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

There have been 11 copies of The Apprentice and every one of them has failed. - Donald Trump

If people can just pour into the country illegally, you don't have a country. - Donald Trump

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

She is very proud to have won, and now she is in a very tough position. She is extremely brave. - Donald Trump


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