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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

I don't like losers. - Donald Trump

We need a great president. - Donald Trump

That's what I call living large. - Donald Trump

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

Heidi Klum. Sadly, she's no longer a 10. - Donald Trump

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

I am very, very proud to say that I am pro-life. - Donald Trump

You haven't been called, go back to Univision. - Donald Trump

Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk. - Donald Trump

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

Well, real estate is always good, as far as I'm concerned. - Donald Trump

Apprentice 4 is the best by far, the best show we've done. - Donald Trump

Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don't make. - Donald Trump

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

... that I own so much of it and most people thought I would never sell. - Donald Trump

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

Somebody said I am the most popular person in Arizona because I am speaking the truth. - Donald Trump

... raise substantial doubt about the company's ability to continue as a going concern. - Donald Trump


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