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It might be a little bit disorganized. - Donald Trump

I always said he was very, very underrated. - Donald Trump

I'm very strongly against tax increases. - Donald Trump

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

You have to think anyway, so why not think big? - Donald Trump

I am very, very proud to say that I am pro-life. - Donald Trump

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

The cast is amazing. It's very international. - Donald Trump

Obama does not like the issue of where he was born. - Donald Trump

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

I feel a lot of people listen to what I have to say. - Donald Trump

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump

I have an attention span that's as long as it has to be. - Donald Trump

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Well, real estate is always good, as far as I'm concerned. - Donald Trump

I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone. - Donald Trump

Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Somebody said I am the most popular person in Arizona because I am speaking the truth. - Donald Trump

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

She is very proud to have won, and now she is in a very tough position. She is extremely brave. - Donald Trump


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