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Land of the Dead - Donald Trump

If I decide to run. - Donald Trump

I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

Don't underestimate her. - Donald Trump

He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

They know a lot about location. - Donald Trump

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

That's what I call living large. - Donald Trump

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

It's always good to be underestimated. - Donald Trump

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

Obama does not like the issue of where he was born. - Donald Trump

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Well, real estate is always good, as far as I'm concerned. - Donald Trump

Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don't make. - Donald Trump

It's disgraceful. It's amazing they can get away with it. - Donald Trump

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad. - Donald Trump

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

I'm not a schmuck. Even if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, I won't lose a penny. - Donald Trump

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump


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