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Fox Kabob

Middle eastern cuisine is a runaway hit in the neighbourhood

Fox Kabob thanks to Mike King

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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

With foxes we must play the fox. - Thomas Fuller

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

I don't eat sushi, but I eat cooked meat. - Drake Bell

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

BP: Company in Gulf of Mexico that turns your barbecue into a tarbecue. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The USA demanding that North Korea halt its nuclear program is akin to the fox demanding that the hens open their coup. - Steven Magee

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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