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Fractal Pattern River

Dried out desert riverbed art

Fractal Pattern River thanks to Jim Serritella

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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama


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