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Fresh Out Of The Saddle

Making a quick exit from a playground swing

Fresh Out Of The Saddle thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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With foxes we must play the fox. - Thomas Fuller

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.' - Casablanca

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

To master a new technology, you have to play with it. - Jordan Peterson

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It is when we all play safe that we create a world of utmost insecurity. - Dag Hammarskjold

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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