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Fresh Out Of The Saddle

Making a quick exit from a playground swing

Fresh Out Of The Saddle thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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To play it safe is not to play. - Robert Altman

With foxes we must play the fox. - Thomas Fuller

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. - Unknown

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

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The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

To master a new technology, you have to play with it. - Jordan Peterson

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

The hardest instrument in the orchestra to play is second fiddle. - Leonard Bernstein

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures. - Oscar Wilde

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

The most important measure of how good a game I played was how much better I'd made my teammates play. - Bill Russell

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Writing a new play shouldn't be seen as a mystery belonging to a priesthood, but as a technical challenge, just to get into it. - Ton Stoppard

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel


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