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Is that Monk hiding an iPad behind his back?

Friar Thumper thanks to joe-kster

Santa Barbara (Spanish for 'Saint Barbara') is the county seat of Santa Barbara County in the U.S. state of California. Situated on a south-facing section of coastline, the longest such section on the West Coast of the United States, the city lies between the steeply rising Santa Ynez Mountains and the Pacific Ocean.

Old Mission Santa Barbara was established in 1786, and it still stands today as a prominent part of the local culture and history. Known to be 'the Queen of the Missions', the missionary is home to the Franciscan friars.

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Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

It is from the Bible that man has learned cruelty, rapine, and murder; for the belief of a cruel God makes a cruel man. - Thomas Paine

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren


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