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Santa Barbara (Spanish for 'Saint Barbara') is the county seat of Santa Barbara County in the U.S. state of California. Situated on a south-facing section of coastline, the longest such section on the West Coast of the United States, the city lies between the steeply rising Santa Ynez Mountains and the Pacific Ocean.
Old Mission Santa Barbara was established in 1786, and it still stands today as a prominent part of the local culture and history. Known to be 'the Queen of the Missions', the missionary is home to the Franciscan friars.
Old Mission Santa Barbara was established in 1786, and it still stands today as a prominent part of the local culture and history. Known to be 'the Queen of the Missions', the missionary is home to the Franciscan friars.
Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias
My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama
Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo
There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley
That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker
Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke
God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb
True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer
In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson
To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias
Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra
The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson
In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar
A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther
I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan
The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb
I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean
Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson
Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton
He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis
Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran
When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias
Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball
If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain
The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah
It is from the Bible that man has learned cruelty, rapine, and murder; for the belief of a cruel God makes a cruel man. - Thomas Paine
He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides
I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler
Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien
To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison
The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren
My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama
Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo
There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley
That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker
Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke
God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb
True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer
In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson
To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias
Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra
The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson
In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar
A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther
I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan
The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb
I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean
Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson
Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton
He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis
Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran
When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias
Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball
If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain
The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah
It is from the Bible that man has learned cruelty, rapine, and murder; for the belief of a cruel God makes a cruel man. - Thomas Paine
He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides
I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler
Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien
To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison
The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren
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