Friar Thumper

Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge