QuotaBillsAncestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown
Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting. - Unknown
The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant
Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson
A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero
The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield
The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown
My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest. - Mark Twain
I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez
There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill
Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson
Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg
Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt
Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld
To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield
Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife
I write to keep in contact with our ancestors and to spread truth to people. - Sonia Sanchez
We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown
Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner
It is a desirable thing to be well-descended, but the glory belongs to our ancestors. - Plutarch
A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash
Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse
There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian
Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it. - Haim Ginott
When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley
The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire
A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper
Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale
There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller
I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan
The unjustifiable severity of a parent is loaded with this aggravation, that those whom he injures are always in his sight. - Joseph Addison
We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.
The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey
Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey