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Generations Past And Present

Grandpa meets grandchild for first time

Generations Past And Present thanks to Jim Serritella

Age gap - crossing the chasm

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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights. - J Paul Getty

Do not remove the ancient landmark that your ancestors set up. - Bible

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt. - Herbert Hoover

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. - Thomas Paine

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it. - Haim Ginott

Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree

All his successors gone before him have done’t; and all his ancestors that come after him may. - William Shakespeare

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

Juvenile Delinquent: 1. A youngster who has been given a free hand but not in the proper place; 2. A kid who starts acting like his parents. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey


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