German Emergency Road Share
Safe passage for emergency vehicles is a smart move in Germany
When traffic comes to a complete stop in Germany, the drivers, by law, have to move towards the edge of each side, creating an open lane for emergency vehicles. Why don’t we have these rules?
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Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran
Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson
Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman
The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal
Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck
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I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
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We are our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves. - Tom Robbins
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A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon
My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown
Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson
When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson
Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
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I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud
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